Saturday, June 5, 2010

Transformers!!!!!

Wikipedia says :

'A transformer is a device that transfers electrical energy from one circuit to another through inductively coupled conductors—the transformer's coils.'

So is my topic really about the old,repulsive PHYSICS chapter?? Wondering!!!
Or am I gonna blabber about the Autobots and Decepticons!!!

Naah not really..!! Its about the TRANSFORMERS that I have come across in my life.
So my definition goes :
'A transformer is a person that transfers magical energy from one to another through inductively coupled people—the transformer's gang.'

These are people I can never find elsewhere on EARTH.. Every single one unique still so much of my type. Every single one wid a different skillset. So different different yet so much a part of me..!! ;)
Describing every one would be a Herculean task but then Rome was not built in a day..

The Optimus Prime alias Suraj Thakkar :
The Optimus Prime coz there are many who just nod their heads like the NANDI bull as per his wishes..!! (I hate it.. But no one can help it.. He has earned it for himself..) He is the GOD of humor.. The epitome of humor..!! He must have been extra alert with all his gears active and oiled well when GOD was distributing SENSE OF HUMOR.. Freak..!! I am in awe of him for his perfect timing and his excellent way of executing his jester with the right amount of spices so as to make it imposble for u to avoid his wit and move on..!! Bet you. you will stop ponder and definitely wonder.. !! 'MASTERPIECE!!!'

The Owl with a pinch of PJ flavour alias QUI VIVE(as suggested by him) alias Akshay Patki :
This chap I bet you has all the power to startle you wid his quality QUI VIVE..!! He has no match till date for his unmatched reference to the context. He has the ability of taking you to a whole new realm of things from where you presently are(only if 1.you are willing to and 2.you are smart enough to undestand his comments..)If you dnt understand his jokes, what he speaks is all HEBREW to you.. Coz they arent mere jokes that make you laugh. They are the ones that make u repeat it(in ur mind) and then assimilate it and then comes the explosion.. The KAMINA of the group who would actually kar de mushkil jeena!! Context-switching in Operating Systems was a concept that he I guess was fascinated with. And every time he gives u an experience of that you cannot resist yourself sayng 'OWWHHHH MY GAWD..!!' And trust me by the time GOD tries to come to your rescue, he has taken you elsewhere wid his OWLY characteristics..

Food for thought :
gold means O
coz its gol D. and if D is made gol, it wil look like O

This is wat he explained when I was writing this blog and chatting wid him regarding GOLD..

The AIYYASH Mosquito alias John alias Aviratna Janjal :
Ever seen anyone wid unusual fundas of life...?? Many bt not like dis one.. Coz his fundas are not limited to himself.. they are multicast.. and that too very often inspite of the fact that the sender(he himself) already has sent them out like countless times before.. Expressions unlimited..(Owwhhh!!!) Gestures unparallel.. Who represents snow wid fingers to people who are physically sound..?? His FACTS are a tough competition to the OMG Facts on Twitter..!!
Aiyyash in true sense..!!Who pays fees for the GYM, buys new shoes, track pants(2), tshrts for GYM(Branded mind u!! wo bhi 2-3), a bag to go to the GYM and does not go because the instructor pampers him saying 'u shudnt come to the gym.. u just have 3kg fat in ur body..' 3KG fat...!!! Yakkkkkkk!! It like nothing..!! Sumtyms extremely dumb.. at tyms extremely witty.. Everything wid him is at extremes... Extremely thin,extremely innocent, extremely hungry all the tym, extremely shy when it comes to ordering food in a hotel, extremely outspoken when he has to beat me in the war of words, extremely fond of travelling, extremely lazy to do even his own work, extremely self-dependant and hard-working, extremly cute with extremely sexy haircut :D:D

The WITTY ALACER alias Abodh Gawande :
If you wanna live your life KING-SIZE, he is the best company..!! What more can you ask when you have a package of smiles, PJs, sarcasm, wit and friendship..!! Never worried for idiotic problems that life sends across.. Just GILLI samajhkar problem ko DANDE se strike.. !! And thats where happens 'MBA' of the problem at hand.. :D A partner in CRIME for Aiyyashi wid the one above.. Blessed wid amazing pornographic eeeeerrrrrr photographic skills.. ;) He puts life in the pictures he clicks..!! And his captions speak for him..!! Wow..!! An ace ogler and he does it in an artistic way not to be noticed by the ladies whom he is with(although i never fail to catch him.. :D)
Never say NO quality of Aiyyashi which makes him all the more WANTED ;);)

He believes in only one thing ::

"LE LE LE LE re maza le.. pyaar ka jam k maza le.." :P

The Awkali BLACK-MALE alias Roshan Ghumare :
FYI AWKALI is ROWDY with the highest degree of intensity. He was decent and shareef when we became friends (my hands r shiverin even when I attribute these qualities to him today) He has this unique quality of destructive thinking.. Who can think of playing football with cute(:P:P) little PUGS?? Yeeaahh..I know.. that is not it.. There are many more.. Countless..!! But one good thing is all these ROWDY^~ acts are either limited to his brain or a part of his humor NOW--A--DAYS(he has implemented many of these in the past..) Sense of humor is just COME-ON(:P) but he is a connoisseur of true talent of humor coz he doesnt have one of his own.. that makes him un-COMMON.. ;) Dedicated to what he does except for getting up in the morning. His GTALK display pic speaks for him.. :) All that can be said is :: Rossssshaann..!! Fantasssstikkqquuuee...!!!! :D

COME - ON (COMMON :P:P) traits seen in the transformers ::
GADGET Freaks : So have I started taking interest in the same.
Epicure : Fond of food.. and this is the reason m (jussst) exceeding perfection figure-wise..
Social in a materailistic way - Thru social networking sites
Aiyyash : Its a daag on my being a MARWADI but yes they could make it possible for me to wipe off that KANJUS epithet from my life..
Humor unlimited : I keep laughing all the time I am with them.. Mummy the tummy hurts (Yakkkkk my humor sucks i know..!!)
Great friends : That you can ascribe to me.. ;) I can get the credit at times..
Chargers : They charge each other and in turn the atmosphere..
Thinking BIG : Now thats where we can cross 7 seas.. Banana chahte ho dunia k sase bade AIYYASH?? :P:P
LIFE is all about living at the moment is the best trait that every single of them depicts conspicously.. Dat makes each of them very much lively all the time and yess DESIRABLE and ADORABLE and LOVABLE and COMMENDABLE and LAUDABLE and ....ABLE and ...ABLE and all the ABLEs in this world..

You guys are one of the best things that has happened to me.. :):):) Love you all..!!

3 comments:

  1. That was abs hillarious! Keep it going! :)

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  2. Firstly, welcome to blogging world... Happy to see you here...
    And awesome post ya... Funny with a strong flavor of friendship.. Brilliant!!!

    Keep writing

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  3. Every new day I get to see a completely new side of yours and as usual m spell-bounded!! Gal, u rock!!Already ur fan!
    Keep writing, keep surprising! :)

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